pwny:
i’m at work, for some reason though my engineering firm i work for is working on the production of a play so the whole thing takes place on a stage. there are two layers of set design. each layer starts from the right side of the stage. the first one is about 6 feet tall and crosses half the stage, the second one is 8 feet tall and covers 3/4 of the stage.
each of the sets is just a simple colored wall (light bluish). my main area of concern seems to be inbetween the two. it seems that i have a few responsibilities. my main responsibility is to be the personal assistant to one of the main actors. i feed him lines, help him with his costume etc. my second duty is to play a small role of a character that is never seen by the audience. i think it’s a small boy.
it seems like most of the characters are puppets maybe? but people control them (keep in mind, each of the actors are people i work with, but we’re engineers even in the dream. this is like some cooky side project). i bring up the fact that we are not trained professional actors, set designers, writers, etc and that this play is going to suck massively. no one else seems to care. they seem to be concerned with whether we’ll have enough fake snow to drop on the stage for the final scene, where some asian guy runs across the stage with a doll? it’s supposed to mean something to the audience, like a twist to the end of the play.
now it’s the end of the play, right after the asian guy has run across the stage. except now the stage is on a big snow covered mountain, and i have a new job. there are little asian kids and their parents all around and it’s my job to safely deliver them to the top of the mountain. luckily there is a rope tow on the side of the stage and a bunch of sleds for me to put the kids on. there are two types of sleds, the smaller type (made for the smallest children) has a retractable cover. i sit the a kid on one of these and try to cover him up but he’s too big, so i move him to the next sled. this sled lets the kid sit down with his legs out (rather than indian style) and the cover only goes just over top of his head rather than covering the whole sled like the small ones. i set the cover over him and set him on the snow trying to figure out how to hook him onto the rope tow. eventually i figure it out and he starts up the hill. his parents are freaking out. i decide they probably have a valid concern since i have no idea why we’re on a mountain, where the rope tow goes, or how the kid is gonna get off.
i don’t care, i proceed to the next kid. this one fits in the small sled. i put him on the rope tow as well. then i decide that the rope tow looks fun, so i jump on a sled myself and go up the mountain.