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alex:
i had some crazy shit last night with pirates, but i barely remember. there was an entire building in a pirate ship tho, like a resident skyscraper. i think maybe we were caught in the end of the battle. we were sitting in a cement stairwell which had an exit door at the bottom, which went to the building. but as the stairs came up to the surface, it was the wooden deck of the ship. physics need not apply. the pirates were crazy, though. there weren’t many — maybe 3. i killed all of them. we were just enjoying the air on the roof when the first pirate peeked on in and the troubles began. either that, or someone went out and screamed. i don’t remember. either way, i saw them from down there, a that was when i dealt with the pirate. he was weak. it was like fighting a twelve year old. did have weapons, though. as he was chasing something, i decked him, dragged him towards the edge, and kicked him off. then i went back to the stairwell, as if not much had happened.

some girl and i were just leaning on each other, looking up at the sky, but then the next guy was going to throw his sword down at us, and i was like fuck, cause there wasn’t really anywhere to go. but i jumped up and out, and he missed. the first guy had dropped a gun, so i picked it up, but the gun could only shoot once. it was like.. the kind you have to load yourself, and i guess he had it ready already, but i didn’t know how to load it. plus all the stuffz was probably on him and he was drowning right about now. i think if you tipped the gun forward, the bullet would’ve fallen out… is that how guns really were? i wonder. the second guy was not a pirate. he looked like he was in some legit colonial-age military. he wasn’t a pirate, but he was still going to kill. actually, the ball did fall out. i remember. and i grabbed it and mashed it back in there and shot the dude. he was all staggering and shit, and i threw his sword back at him, which sunk into his shoulder. and i don’t remember the rest. cause i didn’t throw him off, i don’t think, but did i really leave a corpse up there? i don’t know.

there was a whole dream… before i went upstairs in this building to discover the pirate oddness. there was something about losing some object repeatedly and being frustrated. i cant really remember, though.

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