i was in some hotel?? or something. given some sort of vibrator in a box as a present. it was tiny… like, width of a half dollar and much narrower. looked like a pen. it was red. but so very strange. it was like a retractable pen, with the retraction contraption on the side… you push it up basically and then it locks into place (as opposed to clicking it). i had it in my hands (was not using it down there!), and as i was pushing up, it started vibrating and would become larger and larger. like a balloon. it was odd. wandered around the halls of the hotel some, but i don’t recall. i do recall a wooden staircase.
inspiration: watched an episode of south park right before bed, in which butters’ dad was found in a gay men’s hotel.