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pwny:
i’m in a game of CS, but for some reason i’m playing on the “complex” level of goldeneye (i was a goldeneye prodigy, complex being my best level). i’m awping the shit out of people when i see through my scope the deranged face of gary bussey. i shoot bussey, but he is UNPHASED. all of a sudden, i realize that i have no power against him and he is hunting me, but he’s like a killer in a movie, he doesn’t run fast, but he’s around every damn corner. i spend the rest of the dream unloading every bullet i have on the son of a bitch… then i give in to the fact that he’s going to kill me, and go try to knife him. i spend the rest of the dream unloading every bullet i have on the son of a bitch… then i give in to the fact that he’s going to kill me, and go try to knife him. he fucking SLOWLY stabs me…(think saving private ryan) and i die.

(i later contemplated the irony of me having this fucked up dream when bussey is the one that does all the drugs.)

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