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nate:
i don’t remember very much of it, probably because like a million things happened at once. but vivian and i were in some castle thing on the beach, with other people. i don’t remember. vivian was telling me she loved me and wanted to like, spend the rest of her life with me. i wasn’t too surprised by that. jk.

but then there was cuddling and all this stuff. it was hawt but then some dudes wanted to kill us. i don’t know why. i remember vivian was changing one time, and i was chasing her, but she didn’t want to do anything until i told her that i wanted to be with her for good too, hahauahua, so i was like, FAWK. okay so then some dudes chase us. we end up on some… uhm… oil thing in the ocean, right? where they drill… like on counterstrike, i think.

we were running. then there was this park right next to the oil thing, so we run across the bridge and go into the park. but running is hella hard; we run super slow. so we jack these bikes. they are tiny, though. she probably fit, but my legs were hitting the bars. anyways, we ride away and pay some bitch in a station wagon to take us… somewhere. probably her house to make love. the end.

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pwny:
i’m in a game of CS, but for some reason i’m playing on the “complex” level of goldeneye (i was a goldeneye prodigy, complex being my best level). i’m awping the shit out of people when i see through my scope the deranged face of gary bussey. i shoot bussey, but he is UNPHASED. all of a sudden, i realize that i have no power against him and he is hunting me, but he’s like a killer in a movie, he doesn’t run fast, but he’s around every damn corner. i spend the rest of the dream unloading every bullet i have on the son of a bitch… then i give in to the fact that he’s going to kill me, and go try to knife him. i spend the rest of the dream unloading every bullet i have on the son of a bitch… then i give in to the fact that he’s going to kill me, and go try to knife him. he fucking SLOWLY stabs me…(think saving private ryan) and i die.

(i later contemplated the irony of me having this fucked up dream when bussey is the one that does all the drugs.)